WHAT IS AN ELEPHANT ?

In Flushing Meadows, there is a school run by the UN for the children of diplomats from various countries. Children of year 4 were asked to write a few lines about the elephant. Here is a sample of what they wrote:
British child - Elephants - how to domesticate them
German child - A dissertation on the feeding habits of the pachyderm
French child - Love among the elephants
Indian child - Elephant in Hindu Mythology
Russian child - Elephants - Do they exist?
Polish child - Elephant and the Polish question
Then came the American child who wrote : BIGGER AND BETTER ELEPHANTS
That is all for today, folks!